I am Johnny Knoxville … and this
is JACKASS…
Oops wrong introduction, Anyways you don’t care because I am sexy and I know it.
Well let’s start our day at 6 Am, sorry that time I sleep or
may be not.
I usually want to get up at 12ish when everyone has gone and no one pisses me off to wake up, to clear bed sheets and blah blah!! I wake up at 8:30 – Yes my lord I am a freelancer and I wake up at that fucking time, please read the reason carefully – “I have to take my dog for a walk” and I am serious.
Then I try to sleep back and relax but the smell of morning BLACK COFFEE (one more important thing is COFFEE does a lot to you) But my mom and her so called appointed cleaner shrugs me off by the thundering dust and the cleaning yogas that they perform in my room/studio/crib/den.
A general stereotype – Creative People na who type on stereos, we create an illusion of directionality : Designers/Tattoo lovers/Artists/Photographers/Musicians Etc Etc
You will find us wearing all loose clothes, shabby hair , long preferably , stubble, geek specs and a confused infectious smile hehoha.
Well mostly we stay like this, now the problem with rest of the world is that they think we aint hygienic or we love to stay shabby and what not, we are actually clean, we do regular baths, brush our teeth, clean our assholes, trim ( our beard ), but we are more comfortable this way, we don’t have to be a BEAUTIFUL BOY, too much hassles to make ourselves look good (we are actually good looking) we want free mind, comfort zone, open space, yeah we wear boxers, full free air and space ;)
Now let’s move on to my schedule – I switch on rather just turn on :P my monitor in the morning (SPECIFY ……early for me) and then start editing pictures, work on some brand designs and stupidest SOLAR ways to promote AND ECLIPSE OTHERS LOLS.
I work 2-3 weeks and 1 week is like you are the last lazy dumb ass person sitting on a lone ALIEN island alone and I recklessly roam here and there talking to clients about LATE payments and delay’s in work, that’s all work and glory eh! Well at least I am happy that I don’t have to wear those formal clothes, report to office at 9 sharp in the morning, go to awkward meetings and sell things you didn’t even know, well that life Is over, I am still selling but this time its my GENRE :P sometime I so feel like a prostitute ;) it’s like you get paid for few hours of your job and I talk about Photography here :P like covering concerts , portfolio’s , product shoots.. OK ENOUGH OF PROMOTION …. Well I do graphic design too - Brand Identity, logo, etc etc…. Shit I should stop it or HULK might smash me :P
I usually want to get up at 12ish when everyone has gone and no one pisses me off to wake up, to clear bed sheets and blah blah!! I wake up at 8:30 – Yes my lord I am a freelancer and I wake up at that fucking time, please read the reason carefully – “I have to take my dog for a walk” and I am serious.
Then I try to sleep back and relax but the smell of morning BLACK COFFEE (one more important thing is COFFEE does a lot to you) But my mom and her so called appointed cleaner shrugs me off by the thundering dust and the cleaning yogas that they perform in my room/studio/crib/den.
A general stereotype – Creative People na who type on stereos, we create an illusion of directionality : Designers/Tattoo lovers/Artists/Photographers/Musicians Etc Etc
You will find us wearing all loose clothes, shabby hair , long preferably , stubble, geek specs and a confused infectious smile hehoha.
Well mostly we stay like this, now the problem with rest of the world is that they think we aint hygienic or we love to stay shabby and what not, we are actually clean, we do regular baths, brush our teeth, clean our assholes, trim ( our beard ), but we are more comfortable this way, we don’t have to be a BEAUTIFUL BOY, too much hassles to make ourselves look good (we are actually good looking) we want free mind, comfort zone, open space, yeah we wear boxers, full free air and space ;)
Now let’s move on to my schedule – I switch on rather just turn on :P my monitor in the morning (SPECIFY ……early for me) and then start editing pictures, work on some brand designs and stupidest SOLAR ways to promote AND ECLIPSE OTHERS LOLS.
I work 2-3 weeks and 1 week is like you are the last lazy dumb ass person sitting on a lone ALIEN island alone and I recklessly roam here and there talking to clients about LATE payments and delay’s in work, that’s all work and glory eh! Well at least I am happy that I don’t have to wear those formal clothes, report to office at 9 sharp in the morning, go to awkward meetings and sell things you didn’t even know, well that life Is over, I am still selling but this time its my GENRE :P sometime I so feel like a prostitute ;) it’s like you get paid for few hours of your job and I talk about Photography here :P like covering concerts , portfolio’s , product shoots.. OK ENOUGH OF PROMOTION …. Well I do graphic design too - Brand Identity, logo, etc etc…. Shit I should stop it or HULK might smash me :P
So as the evening arrives, I look at the sunset through my
big/widescreen window and I feel like I am a deep philosopher thinking deep
meanings of life getting all emotional ,
BULLSHIT..
I actually get lost while staring at the window
of what I was thinking and why I was thinking or I
prefer my friend Mr JD here. XOXO Gossip
Girls……ohhhh fuck that was my sister….!!!!!!!
So I go to my Gym, yes another myth, freelancers are also FIT they are not that lazy asses :P yeah so I go for swimming too.. In the night it’s all play time for me… old music on my LCD TV, yeah I crashed my other PC which had all the expensive equipments in it so no speakers in this one. Then I start and upload few pictures in a day , saves a lot of energy and try to work on my client (not literally on him) and in between we play some games too like GTA IV or MOTO GP , sorry took long to write I was playing one too :P So that’s more like it , I chill , I crib we don’t have work , I work while I enjoy it and I enjoy while I work and enjoy myself too , oh no not in that sense :P
I dropped out of college in the last year of my
Media Studies, never wanted to do bachelors degree course, I don’t feel any use of it any day… see I still can’t
use it here in my work :P Yet I earn fine to cope up with my every week night
clubbing , my movies , my new equipments, shopping etc etc .. So it’s a better
than a regular Shirt pant Job. Most of the people think Freelancers have
nothing to do in the world, they don’t get jobs that’s why they are freelancing,
well just to your dooms day myth bastard, we pretty much earn well more than
the regular jobs, we have time for our family, we have time for our friends and
most of all we have time for OURSELVES J
we can take holidays
whenever we want , we can have our meetings and normally do in coffee shops or
clubs ;)
Just a little secret – All creative people want their parents to actually believe they are creative and visionaries , so I bought some good markers and scribbled some quotes , drew cartoons and meme’s in my BATHROOM , yes you read it right, while on the hot seat , I did this stuff to my bathroom walls, as a result I was happy and confused and was thinking at the same time how stupidly cool I am :P but my folks had a very astonished view , they did not have anything to say , just kept on staring at me and went away.. as a result my younger sister drew some idiotic cartoons on her ROOM wall :P she missed the prefix BATH.
At least I can wash it anytime as I scribbled on bathroom tiles ;)
Well now as I really don’t know how to make you guys more jealous of my freelancing boasting and the awesome time I have all the day which is crap :P I sit like a nerd on the PC looking at the monitor and do nothing ( when I don’t have work usually ) and all I have is just a smile and I grin to my relatives and say that I really don’t have time , work is great :P problem solved , don’t have to meet them also :D relax ok ok fine now I wont make you more jealous…..
P.S – We do have girlfriends also, yeah we are cool geeks , no not geeks eeaauu…. Shit I have to comb my silky long hair…
Just a little secret – All creative people want their parents to actually believe they are creative and visionaries , so I bought some good markers and scribbled some quotes , drew cartoons and meme’s in my BATHROOM , yes you read it right, while on the hot seat , I did this stuff to my bathroom walls, as a result I was happy and confused and was thinking at the same time how stupidly cool I am :P but my folks had a very astonished view , they did not have anything to say , just kept on staring at me and went away.. as a result my younger sister drew some idiotic cartoons on her ROOM wall :P she missed the prefix BATH.
At least I can wash it anytime as I scribbled on bathroom tiles ;)
Well now as I really don’t know how to make you guys more jealous of my freelancing boasting and the awesome time I have all the day which is crap :P I sit like a nerd on the PC looking at the monitor and do nothing ( when I don’t have work usually ) and all I have is just a smile and I grin to my relatives and say that I really don’t have time , work is great :P problem solved , don’t have to meet them also :D relax ok ok fine now I wont make you more jealous…..
P.S – We do have girlfriends also, yeah we are cool geeks , no not geeks eeaauu…. Shit I have to comb my silky long hair…
Please take a good look at yourself in the mirror and think deeply who are you, what are you, no mutant for sure, what special talent you have... if you are 30 years and above , no use man, lick your bosses’ ass and live the rest of your life and if you are 30 and below, better late than never.
If people did get offended then FUCK YOU because FUCK YOU That’s why ;)
